allonsyforever:

mugglebornheadcanon:

501. Muggleborns accidentally calling Dumbledore “Gandalf”.

"accidentally"


Your failure to understand that there are things much worse than death has always been your greatest weakness.

Your failure to understand that there are things much worse than death has always been your greatest weakness.

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theirs:

a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals

kumawind:

I will let you go if you but return what is mine

kumawind:

I will let you go if you but return what is mine

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tsundereslasher:

aou cast text posts | sdcc 2014 edition

  • teacher: don't bullshit this essay
  • me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay

tastefullyoffensive:

If Alcohol Labels Told the Truth [via]

Previously: Honest Company Slogans

This is the age of miracles.

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ssleepover:

the music gets me every fucking time omg

becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

“The gods are fallen and all safety gone. And there is one sure thing about the fall of gods: they do not fall a little; they crash and shatter or sink deeply into green muck. It is a tedious job to build them up again; they never quite shine.” ― John Steinbeck
condom:

My school library being edgy and fresh

condom:

My school library being edgy and fresh